"Dear Mrs. X,
"Please excuse the appearance of Big T's homework. He stayed up extra late working on it, and was really proud of himself.
"Apparently the dog really thought it looked great, too. So he ate it.
"For real.
"I know this sounds lame. But my routine was broken this morning by wails of frustration when Big T walked into the kitchen to find his homework in shreds and left on the floor. It wasn't quite finished, so I had put it in the center of the kitchen table last night... hoping inspiration would strike during breakfast and we could put the finishing touches on the work before catching the school bus.
"Instead, as you can see, I have spent some time piecing it together like a jigsaw puzzle. Scotch tape to the rescue.
"You'll notice there is literally one small hole.
"I think the dog must have swallowed it. Wonder if elementary school math gives dogs tummy aches?
"Please excuse Big T for this accident. He is actually quite upset about it and concerned that you might not think that dogs really do eat homework. But this paper should provide proof. If you have any questions, please give me a call.
"Thanks for your understanding,
"Big T's Mom."
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